Friday, August 27, 2010

Marriage 201, Lecture 591: You're not doing it right


Me: Why haven't you put the garlic in?

SH: Because I have to rinse the spoon that had the grease on it.

Me: Why didn't you just get another spoon?

SH: Because then there are more spoons to wash.

Me: What? You just washed the grease spoon! The total number of washings remains the same.

SH: Oh yeah. I didn't think of that.

3 comments:

Gary said...

It's conservation of washings. A universal physical constant.

Heather said...

LOL! I guess I never thought of that either!

MrScribbler said...

Why haven't you told SH about plastic spoons?

He can expend less effort and help grow landfills all at once!

Sounds like a win-win to me....