Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Marriage 201, Lecture 663: Wine, women, song

SH: Maybe if you go to the wine tasting with me, you'll learn to like wine.

Me: Probably not.

SH: Then I might meet a woman who likes wine.

Me: You know lots of women who like wine. And beer. And bars. And staying up late. You could have married any one of them. But you married me. Suck it up.