Sunday, August 29, 2010

Marriage 201, Lecture 665: Love means you never have to say you're sorry


ME: I would go in the room naked in college because it bugged my roommate.

SH: Why did it bother her?

Me: She was really modest. She'd get into the shower fully clothed, then throw her clothes out over the curtain. When she was through, she'd reach out for the towel, dry, then pull her clothes back in and emerge fully dressed.

SH: So you went naked to annoy her?

Me: Yes.

SH: Then why is it not OK for me to annoy you?

Me: Because you love me! I didn't like her, so I wanted to bug her.

SH: Doesn't love mean that I can completely be myself, no holds barred, and you have to put up with it?

Me: Love is not a get out of jail and fart free card.

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