SH: Where are my sunglasses?
Me: I don't know.
Another Lake Superior moonrise.
SH: I put them in your purse last night at tennis! They're not in there now.
SH: You're not supposed to take them out of your purse without telling me.
Me: If you put them in my purse, you're in charge of them. You have to figure it out.
SH: No! You accepted them.
Me: Nope. You trespassed. I never agreed to take them.
SH: You agreed when you married me. That's part of marriage.
Me: I don't remember saying that you would have permission to dump whatever you wanted in my purse and that I would have to be in charge of it in the vows.
SH: It's implied.