Sunday, August 01, 2010

Marriage 201, Lecture 763: You're not doing it right #20,189

More Madeline Island/Lake Superior scenery.

Me [eating a cob of raw corn that we bought from the guy in the truck in Ashland on our way home from Madeline Island, a traumatic event* from which we are still recovering]

SH: You're not doing it right.

Me: What are you talking about?

SH: Eating the corn.

Me: I am so.

SH: No. You're supposed to do it like this. [Demonstrates eating typewriter style.]

Me: Nope. This is the right way. [Rotating.] You can divorce me if you want over this.

* Having to leave the island.


Heather Griffith Brewer said...

Interesting. I tend to make eating a cob of corn into a long drawn out affair...but I don't expect anyone else to.
Now if you crawled under the table and started eating it like a dog chewing on a bone...well, that's different.

Anonymous said...

Uh you're a 'bad corn eater'....