Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Marriage 201, Lecture 874: Whining is the best medicine

SH [whimpering about his tennis elbow]: It hurts!

Me: Take some ibuprofen.

SH: I don't want to take drugs! A woman at the bar is dying of liver and kidney failure because she took Tylenol PM every day for ten years.

Me: And her problems had nothing to do with booze?

SH: I dunno.

Me: So you'll drink a few beers a week but won't take painkillers when you are in pain. Whatever.

PS SH has good liver genes if you know what I mean.

1 comment:

Heather said...

How frustrating! Sometimes their logic makes no sense at all!