SH [whimpering about his tennis elbow]: It hurts!
Me: Take some ibuprofen.
SH: I don't want to take drugs! A woman at the bar is dying of liver and kidney failure because she took Tylenol PM every day for ten years.
Me: And her problems had nothing to do with booze?
SH: I dunno.
Me: So you'll drink a few beers a week but won't take painkillers when you are in pain. Whatever.
PS SH has good liver genes if you know what I mean.