Friday, August 13, 2010

Marriage 201, Lecture 881: Save money by not buying

Is a kid in the corn like a dog in the manger?

SH: Menards is having a super sale!

Me: Do you know how much crap we have that we don't need?

SH: Like what?

Me: Those furniture pads. We have two boxes and we will never use them.

SH: We might someday!

Me: If that happened, we could just go to the store.

SH: What about the cornhole game? Do you want me to return it?

Me: Yes.

SH: Are you saying you will never want to play that game?

Me: Yes.

SH: Maybe this week I could concentrate on taking things back to Menards.

Me: I don't think you're capable of that.

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