Is a kid in the corn like a dog in the manger?
SH: Menards is having a super sale!
Me: Do you know how much crap we have that we don't need?
SH: Like what?
Me: Those furniture pads. We have two boxes and we will never use them.
SH: We might someday!
Me: If that happened, we could just go to the store.
SH: What about the cornhole game? Do you want me to return it?
SH: Are you saying you will never want to play that game?
SH: Maybe this week I could concentrate on taking things back to Menards.
Me: I don't think you're capable of that.