Saturday, August 21, 2010

Marriage 201, Lecture 921: What we hide

SH: You tricked me. Before we were married, you drank wine.

Me: Just that once.

SH: You were trying to trick me into thinking we had something in common. That was false advertising.

Me: Well, before we got married, you never belched or farted in front of me.

SH: So? You have to expect that once you're married, you're not going to hold back.

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