Monday, August 09, 2010
Marriage 201, Lecture 943: Screaming like a leetle girl
SH: There's a mosquito in here.
Me: But you're not freaking out.
SH: If it were a wasp, I would be.
Me: What about a mud dauber?
SH: That's a wasp.
Me: A non-stinging wasp.
SH: It's still a wasp.
Me: But it doesn't sting.
SH: I don't care. It's still a wasp.
Me: Wasps are black and yellow. Mud daubers are brown.
SH: That's like saying just because someone is purple he isn't a person.
Me: No, it's nothing like that. I'm saying that the property of wasps that you don't like is the stinging and mud daubers do not sting.
SH: You can't tell.
Me: Yes. You can. Mud daubers are brown. Wasps are black and yellow.
SH: There could be a mud dauber that stings.
Me: Never as far as I know.
SH: But you don't know.
Me: You are an S-I-S-S-Y.