The class factotum speaks
Monday, August 09, 2010
Family friend: Do you have kids?
Me: No. We're too old.
FF: No you're not! How old are you?
FF: Oh yeah. You're too old.
SH: It's your fault that I ate an apple fritter for breakfast.
Me: My fault?
SH: There wasn't any milk. I had to eat the fritter.
Me, running into my hairdresser at the library after I have gone to two classes at the gym and my hair is sweaty and pulled back into a ponytail: Hi Carol!
Me: I promise I don't tell anyone that you do my hair when I look like this.
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