Monday, August 09, 2010

Random Monday


Family friend: Do you have kids?

Me: No. We're too old.

FF: No you're not! How old are you?

Me: 46.

FF: Oh yeah. You're too old.

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SH: It's your fault that I ate an apple fritter for breakfast.

Me: My fault?

SH: There wasn't any milk. I had to eat the fritter.

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Me, running into my hairdresser at the library after I have gone to two classes at the gym and my hair is sweaty and pulled back into a ponytail: Hi Carol!

Carol: Hi!

Me: I promise I don't tell anyone that you do my hair when I look like this.

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