SH had to settle for another form of satisfaction with his dream t-shirt. Note also that he is holding "Concerned!" ant killer. For humane ant-killing.
SH: You were mean to me last night [when I did not want to wait for him to finish his Munich project to go to sleep, as SH's "just a few minutes" = "an hour and a half" in CF time].
Me: I was getting a headache! And I was tired.*
SH: Then you should let me stick my finger in your bellybutton to make up for it.
Me: OK, but only over the nightgown.
SH: No. That's not the same. It wouldn't be right.
* Although not as tired as SH, who worked until 9:30 a.m. yesterday finishing the training presentation and exercise for the German guys.