Saturday, September 11, 2010

Marriage 201, Lecture 308: Goose, gander

We wanted churros.

SH: Hey! You farted!

Me: So?

SH: That's not sexy. It's not ladylike.

Me: I'm not a statue, you know.

SH: You're not supposed to fart in front of me.

Pero there were no churros at Mr Churros.

Me: But it's OK when you fart in front of me?

SH: That's different. That's what men do.

Me: I thought you rejected the farting, burping, coarse model of masculinity. I thought you were more refined.

SH: Not when it serves my purposes.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Way too much information!!!

Class factotum said...

Everyone farts.

Fijufic said...

The old Fartknocker stories!!

I'm more shy about it but my wife and daughter will rip your head off...