Sunday, September 05, 2010

Marriage 201, Lecture 401: The good life


Me: I want to move someplace else for the winter.

SH: Write that bestseller and we can do it.

Me: I can only write it if you're OK with your parents never speaking to us again.

SH: Can't you use a pseudonym?

Me: No! The whole point of having a bestselling book is so everyone I ever knew will know that I'm not a big loser for being laid off and then not getting another job.

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