Thursday, September 02, 2010

Marriage 201, Lecture 433: Barfly 2


SH: The numbers are compelling [on the new study that shows that drinkers live longer than non-drinkers].

Me: So?

SH: So you should start drinking.

Me: Nope. I don't like it.

SH: But you trained yourself to like coffee.

Me: Can I put cream and sugar in beer?

SH: No.

Me: Well, then.

4 comments:

Heather said...

That reminds me I left my coffee in the mircowave!

John0 Juanderlust said...

Maybe try a little bourbon in the beer. But it isn't that good with the dark imported stuff.

MrScribbler said...

If you drink weissbier, you can put fruit syrup in it. That's what the Germans do....

Fijufic said...

I say put cream and sugar in it...