Friday, September 17, 2010
Marriage 201, Lecture 487: You bring a knife, I bring a gun, or, MAD part 2
Yet another box of wine arrived yesterday. Two boxes this week with probably six or seven bottles. Good price! SH claims.
I have told him that every time he buys extra wine (he already gets two bottles a month as part of his Wine of the Month club), I will buy more shoes or purses.
This latest wine shipment came after I bought the purses and shoes at the Divine Consign sale.
Question for the audience:
Do I buy the red cowboy boots (on sale for $49.99 at Sheplers) in retaliation? Or will I just escalate the tensions? What do I do if he buys even more wine? HOW CAN I STOP THE MADNESS?