Saturday, September 11, 2010

Marriage 201, Lecture 520: What's yours is yours and what's mine is mine


SH: Hey! You ate all the stuff from the bakery!

Me: No I didn't. There's still some left.

SH: It's the stuff I don't like!

Me: Too bad. You had your chance.

SH: But you should have left it for me. I've had a bad week.

Me: Quit complaining. I got it based on my family connections, so I should have first dibs.

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