Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Marriage 301, Lecture 344: Kitchen confidential kibbutzing

SH: What are you doing?

Me: Taking the leaves off the basil.

SH: But you're not making the [Thai basil] chicken until Thursday.

Me: Taking the leaves off is a pain in the neck. As long as you're in the kitchen and I can't be online, I might as well get something done.

SH: You mean you can't just talk to me without having to be productive?

Me: Nope.

SH: But it's bad for the basil to take it off so early.

Me: I'm not washing it. It will be fine.

SH: You're not doing it right! Look at all the leaves you're leaving!

Me: If you don't like how I'm doing it, you can do it yourself.

SH: [nothing]

1 comment:

Fijufic said...

Ya'll crack me up....