Saturday, September 18, 2010

Marriage 301, Lecture 503: How much life insurance?

SH: I have to re-rinse this pot because there's still soap on it.

Me: No you don't.

SH: You're trying to kill me with soap residue. There must be soap on a third of all the dishes.

Me: And yet you're not dead.


Fijufic said...

I always claim my wife is trying to kill me too...

Class factotum said...

Fijufic, I also make him eat a lot of fruit and vegetables. Obviously a ploy to get him to drop dead.