Monday, September 27, 2010
Marriage 301, Lecture 503: A man for all desserts
SH: We don't have enough chocolate in this house.
Me: There's an entire chocolate drawer in the refrigerator.*
SH: I mean like chocolate cookies.
Me: There are chocolate graham crackers in the basement.
[thump, thump, thump]
SH: Hey! These have high fructose corn syrup in them!
Me: Then don't eat them.
Me: I mean it. Are you a man of your principles or not?
Me: PUT THEM DOWN!
SH: I'm going to eat them anyhow.
* Everyone has a chocolate drawer, right? And a bin full of Nutella and chocolate peanut butter in the basement, next to the leftover M&Ms from Halloween that yes, I totally intend to use this year because do kids notice if candy is a year old? No they do not.