Sunday, September 19, 2010
Marriage 301, Lecture 630: The hiding away blues
SH: Where's that pouring spout thingie?
Me: I don't know.
SH: Where did you put it? [Opening every single drawer in the kitchen.]
Me: I don't think I put it anywhere.
SH: Where is it? Is there a general catch-all place for kitchen gadgets in here?
Me: I don't remember ever putting it away.
SH: I can't find it! [Opening all the cupboards.] Where did you hide it?
Me: I don't think I was ever in charge of it.
SH: Oh. Here it is. [In the high cabinet with all his wine stuff. A cabinet that I DO NOT TOUCH BECAUSE I DON'T DRINK WINE AND I DON'T TOUCH HIS WINE STUFF.]
Me: You mean it's there where you put it?
SH: It's got to be your fault somehow.