Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Countdown to the 25 year college reunion

And this is why we will never buy meat from the door to door salesman for US Beef: because SH has to look at every single package before he makes a buying decision.

1. Haircut check
2. Hair color check
3. Pedicure check
4. Eyebrow waxing check
5. Lose 20 pounds whatever


LPC said...

You forgot #6, acquire hottie spouse!

MrScribbler said...

#7. Smile.

#8. Enjoy yourself.

Those negate #6!

Class factotum said...

Mr S, don't you mean those negate #5? :)

LPC: Check and mate!

Heather said...

Hope you have a good time. If 20 is all you need to lose then you have nothing to worry about cause at least half of them are going to be much more overweight.

Jen on the Edge said...

Wait... Why is he looking at all the packages in the store cooler?

Class factotum said...

Because he has to pick the exact right one and how do you know you have the right one if you haven't looked at all of them?