Me: But I know sort of where the cookies are.
SH: How? You went into the bathroom while I got them out.
Me: Duh. Logic. I had already looked in the easy places before I asked you to get one for me.
SH: You looked for them?
Me: Of course! I only asked you as a last resort! They're up high, higher than I can see, but you don't need the stool to get to them.
SH: How do you know that?
Me: Because when you were getting them out, you were talking to me and your voice was tight because your head was tilted back.
SH: Um.
Me: Am I right?
SH: Maybe.
Me: But they are not so high that you had to get the stool out.
SH: If you find them, you can't eat mine [the ones without nuts].
Me: I won't. I don't like them that way. I like the nuts. Otherwise, they're too sweet.
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