The class factotum speaks
Monday, October 25, 2010
Marriage 301, Lecture 429: The shoes justify the dress
Me: I'm going shopping after I get done at the doctor's because I'm showered and dressed decently.
SH: What are you shopping for? You just bought stuff.
Me: I need a dress to go with the [teal leopard print] shoes I bought.
SH: You have dresses.
Me: Nothing that goes with the shoes.
SH: Why did you buy the shoes? You shouldn't buy the shoes if you don't already have the dress.
Me [face of disbelief]: Those are really cool shoes!
SH: But you already have shoes. You already have dresses.
Me: These are fabulous shoes!
SH: You're a gold-digger.
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