Saturday, October 02, 2010
Marriage 301, Lecture 534: It's my fault #410
SH: It's all your fault.
SH: That I forgot to put on deodorant.
Me: Why is it my fault?
SH: Because you made me leave the bathroom before I put it on.
Me: But you took it out with you.
SH: Yeah, but then I forgot to put it on.
Me: That's not my fault.
SH: Yes it is. You interrupted my routine.
Me: You mean you wipe down the counter and the sink with toilet paper [so that's why I find little bits of TP sticking to the sink] before you put on your deodorant?
Me: But why don't you put on the deodorant first so it can be drying while you do the other things?
SH: I don't care about that.
Me: You don't care if your deodorant is still wet when you put on your shirt?
Me: That's gross.