Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Marriage 301, Lecture 650: Protecting me from myself


Me: Where did you hide the cookies?

SH: I can't tell you! You're the one who wanted me to hide them from you!

Me: Now I want you to tell me where they are.

SH: I can't do that.

Me: Then would you get one for me?

SH: What's the point of hiding them if I am just going to get them for you?

Me: Because this way I have to go through the humiliation of asking you.

SH: OK. But you have to leave [the kitchen] while I get them out.

2 comments:

Fijufic said...

That is hilarious. Love the menu...

Melissa said...

He narrowed it down to the room they are in. Shouldn't be too hard to find them, right? So now you just ransack the kitchen. ;)