Saturday, November 13, 2010

Marriage 301, Lecture 332: What about the leetle children?

Me: I emailed the Nature Conservancy to tell them to take you off their mailing list and they put me on the list instead. I got junk mail from them yesterday and it was addressed to me. I had to email them to take me off their list.

SH: I know you care about the environment.

Me: I couldn't care less. I care about our environment.

SH: You mean you don't want piles and piles of paper in the house?

Me: Nope.

SH: But it's the Honey way. You married into this family and that's how we do it. You're a Honey now.

Me: Oh no I'm not. I married you. Not your parents. I am NOT a Honey.

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