Tuesday, November 02, 2010

Marriage 301, Lecture 530: Election day


SH: Would you agree to vote for [my side] if I postpone putting my finger in your bellybutton to our 51st anniversary from our 50th?

Me: Honey, you're not going to live to our 50th anniversary. So no.

4 comments:

Anonymous Mother said...

Isn't it ILLEGAL to bribe someone for their vote????

Class factotum said...

Don't worry. Even if he were going to live that long, I wouldn't change my vote.

Anonymous said...

Looks like Russ Feingold is going bye-bye....thanks be to God!!!

Fijufic said...

Oh that is rich!!!