Me: Oh man. Listen to what someone said about Crocs: comfortable perhaps, but do those fancy new styles still have the ultimate Crocs feature as frequently advertised–dishwasher-safe?
SH: Don't laugh! That's a good feature!
Me: You think it's a good thing for a shoe to go in the dishwasher?
SH: What if you had Crocs that you wore in the garden and then wanted to put in the dishwasher?
Me: You think it's a good idea to put something full of dirt in the dishwasher?
SH: You could rinse them first.
Me: I will never own a pair of Crocs.
SH: You're just philosophically opposed to Crocs.
Me: Yes I am.