SH: When are you going to get famous?
Me: I don't want to be famous. I just want to be rich.
SH: Let's define 'famous.' Not a household name, but recognized by your peers. Jeff is that kind of famous.
Me: OK. Here's what I want. A book contract that would lead me to write a book that would make enough money that you could quit working and would gain me the admiration of my peers and the envy of my enemies.*
* Not that I have enemies. That I know of. But you know - the mean girls from 7th grade. Them.
3 comments:
Mean girls from 7th grade will haunt you forever...
Your fame is inevitable so you may as well quit putting it off.
re: Mean girls from seventh grade
That's what Facebook is for.
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