Wednesday, November 03, 2010

Marriage 301, Lecture 560: He who does not work shall not eat

SH: When are you going to get famous?

Me: I don't want to be famous. I just want to be rich.

SH: Let's define 'famous.' Not a household name, but recognized by your peers. Jeff is that kind of famous.

Me: OK. Here's what I want. A book contract that would lead me to write a book that would make enough money that you could quit working and would gain me the admiration of my peers and the envy of my enemies.*

* Not that I have enemies. That I know of. But you know - the mean girls from 7th grade. Them.


Fijufic said...

Mean girls from 7th grade will haunt you forever...

John0 Juanderlust said...

Your fame is inevitable so you may as well quit putting it off.

Anonymous said...

re: Mean girls from seventh grade

That's what Facebook is for.