Friday, December 03, 2010
Marriage 301, Lecture 252: Trailer, etc.
Me: Just don't count on me to help you blow up the penguin.
SH: I can use my compressor.
Me: Whatever. I'm not blowing up that thing.
SH: It's going to look so great.
Me: It's going to look tacky.
SH: So? That's part of the fun - I know it's stupid. It's not like I think it's tasteful. I'm putting it up because I know it looks dumb.
Me: The motivation doesn't matter. The result is the same. It looks tacky.
Me: The neighbors will think it's tacky.
SH: They'll think you have a tacky husband. So what?
Me: They don't know you. They know me. They'll think I'm tacky.
SH: Too bad.