Friday, December 10, 2010

Marriage 301, Lecture 526: Bacon

SH: I just did something you probably think is gross.

Me: Probably.

SH: I know you'd think it's gross.

Me: Then don't tell me. I don't care.

SH: I ate a piece of this [cold, almost all fat] bacon.

Me: Why did you tell me? I told you not to tell me.

SH: You do think it's gross, don't you?

Me: Stop telling me this stuff.

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