Sunday, December 05, 2010

Marriage 301, Lecture 531: The clothes wouldn't have fit


SH: You're not an engineer.

Me: What do you mean?

SH: You can fit more bacon in the pan if you alternate directions.

Me: I have them all going the same direction so I know which ones I've turned and which ones I haven't.

SH: Then I've screwed it up.

1 comment:

smalltownmom said...

I confess, I alternate my bacon, too.