Me: I want a heated toilet seat for Christmas.
SH: Why?
Me: Because I am tired of the cold one every time I sit!
SH: It's not that cold.
Me: Yes it is! You don't notice it?
SH: I have fat in my butt, so I don't feel the cold.
Me: I have a lot more fat in my butt than you do and I feel it.
1 comments:
Men also don't have to sit on a toilet seat as often as women. This is truly a gift for you.
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