Saturday, December 18, 2010

Marriage 301, Lecture 535: If you can't take the cold

Me: I want a heated toilet seat for Christmas.

SH: Why?

Me: Because I am tired of the cold one every time I sit!

SH: It's not that cold.

Me: Yes it is! You don't notice it?

SH: I have fat in my butt, so I don't feel the cold.

Me: I have a lot more fat in my butt than you do and I feel it.

1 comment:

Becky said...

Men also don't have to sit on a toilet seat as often as women. This is truly a gift for you.