Monday, December 20, 2010

Marriage 301, Lecture 550: Live by the chocolate, die by the chocolate

Me: That's nice - your mom sent you the chocolates you like so much [that I cannot spell and am too lazy to look up but it's kind of like "non-pareil."]

SH: I love these.

Me: They're all for you.

SH: You don't want any?

Me: You like them way more than I do. They're yours.

SH: I need you to hide them for me.

Me: You want me to hide your candy from you?

SH: Yes.

Me: Does this mean I have to go get them for you whenever you want them?

SH: I dunno.

Me: Because I'm not hiding them downstairs if I have to get you some four times a day.