Sunday, December 26, 2010

Marriage 301, Lecture 594: You want me to die


After SH has patched the flat tire himself with a kit he got online because the three garages by our house refused to do it. Too Dangerous, they said. Not Advised, they said.

Too Afraid of Liability, SH scoffed. Not Dangerous.

Me: Are you sure about this?

SH: It's not in the sidewall! It's at the tread. This will be OK.

Me: You want the tire to blow out. You want me to die.

SH: No I don't! I don't have any life insurance on you!

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