Saturday, December 04, 2010

Marriage 301, Lecture 660: What's sausage for the goose is not sausage for the gander

Me: Let's have some [of my uncle's] venison sausage tomorrow morning [Sunday].

SH: But you'll mess up the freezer if you get it out! I just organized everything in there. And I'm leaving Monday, so I won't get my share.

Me: Your share?

SH: My share of the sausage. We should make it on Saturday so there is more time for me to eat my share. I'll only get a few links if we make it tomorrow. I won't get enough. You'll get more.

Me: Yeah. I get more because he's my uncle.

SH: No! I get more because I'm bigger!

No comments: