Saturday, December 11, 2010

Marriage 301, Lecture 936: Emergency management

SH: You're only thinking of the things that could go wrong. You always go straight to the worst-case scenario!

Me: Well, I plan for it. That's just good strategy.

SH: What - so do you think of my plane crashing every time I go on a trip?

Me: Yes.

SH: Really?

Me: Sure.

SH: But why?

Me: I plan what of your crap I would throw away first.

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