Thursday, January 06, 2011

Marriage 301, Lecture 397: It's too late baby

SH: I have [an upset stomach - twice].

Me: So?

SH: It's your fault.

Me: Why is it my fault?

SH: Because I ate those old potatoes [that were still in the fridge from Christmas day that I was supposed to eat while he was gone because I should have only leftovers while he eats steak].

Me: You mean the potatoes you said were too old? And that I shouldn't have kept this long?

SH: Yes.

Me: And it's my fault that you ate food that you thought had gone bad why?

SH: You should have eaten them while I was gone. Then I wouldn't have been able to eat them.

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