Friday, January 14, 2011

Marriage 301, Lecture 495: Nuts


SH is gone until tomorrow, so this conversation has not happened yet. But I imagine it will go something like this:

SH: Hey! You dug all the walnuts out of the fudge!

Me: Just the top.

SH: But you dug the nuts out!

Me: So?

SH: You're not supposed to do that.

Me: Why not?

SH: You're supposed to take a whole piece of fudge and eat what's there.

Me: But you don't like nuts in your chocolate. I'm doing you a favor.

SH: You're not supposed to do that!

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