Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Marriage 301, Lecture 509: The Blue Shirts

SH: Would you measure me?

Me: Why?

SH: They're giving us shirts at work and I have to make sure I get the right size.

Me: Why can't you do it?

SH: It has to be [of my chest] with my arms down.

Me: Fine. Come here.

SH: You're not doing it right!

Me: Do you have to get this shirt?

SH: It might be nice!

Me: Does it have a logo on it?

SH: Yes.

Me: Then by definition, it can't be nice. Any shirt with a company logo is not a nice shirt. Why can't you just wear one of the [132 blue] shirts that you have?

1 comment:

Fijufic said...

Just have them make you a shirt next time....