Thursday, January 20, 2011
Marriage 301, Lecture 650: Til death do us revert names
SH: What does your license say, "Class L Honey" or "Class Honey?"
Me: "Class L." Why?
SH: For the TSA [for the ticket he is getting for me].
Me: Screw the TSA. Stupid security theater, going after the middle-aged suburban women who keep blowing up planes.
SH: I know.
Me: If I had my way, it would say "Class Factotum."
SH: You mean after I die.
Me: No, tomorrow.
SH: You would change your name back tomorrow?
SH: You would go through all that hassle? Get a new social security card? Go to the DMV?
Me: I did just get my hair cut. The photo wouldn't be awful.