Thursday, January 20, 2011

Marriage 301, Lecture 650: Til death do us revert names


SH: What does your license say, "Class L Honey" or "Class Honey?"

Me: "Class L." Why?

SH: For the TSA [for the ticket he is getting for me].

Me: Screw the TSA. Stupid security theater, going after the middle-aged suburban women who keep blowing up planes.

SH: I know.

Me: If I had my way, it would say "Class Factotum."

SH: You mean after I die.

Me: No, tomorrow.

SH: You would change your name back tomorrow?

Me: Yes.

SH: You would go through all that hassle? Get a new social security card? Go to the DMV?

Me: I did just get my hair cut. The photo wouldn't be awful.