Thursday, January 20, 2011

Marriage 301, Lecture 690: Step away from the chocolate


SH: Are you going to eat any more of this brownie? [Of the huge batch that SH's friend Kathy sent back with him from California on Saturday]

Me: I don't know. Do you want it?

SH: Yes.

Me: Then you better put it upstairs [in your office].

SH: Why can't you just say you're not going to eat it?

Me: If it's here, it's public property.

SH: But I shouldn't have to take it upstairs!

Me: I don't care what you do, but if it's down here, it's not safe.

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