Monday, February 14, 2011
Marriage 301, Lecture 512: Bad Bacon Eater, Bad Cabbage User, Bad Oreo Eater
SH: Hey! Did you eat my Oreos?
Me: What do you mean [thinking I had buried the evidence in the trash really well but I guess I didn't poke the bag and middles down far enough]?
SH: You ate them and you didn't even eat the middles!
Me: That's because the middles taste awful. They're disgusting. I can't believe you eat them.
SH: You're not supposed to eat them if you're not going to eat them right. They're my Oreos.
Me: There are plenty more.
SH: But you're a Bad Oreo Eater!
Me: The day that there are no Oreos in this house, I will get in the car immediately and go to the store to buy you more.