SH: I'd like to take those cookies with me [to Madison].
Me: Sure. I'll put some in a bag for you.
SH: I want to take all of them.
Me: What?
SH: So I can give some of them away.
Me: No!
SH: What do you mean?
Me: No you cannot give my cookies away to protesters.
SH: Why not?
Me: Because I do not support your cause.
SH: But they're just cookies. And you don't want too many of them around the house anyhow.
Me: Fine. They're not even chocolate. Take them. I don't care.
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