Sunday, February 27, 2011

Marriage 301, Lecture 607: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?

SH: I'd like to take those cookies with me [to Madison].

Me: Sure. I'll put some in a bag for you.

SH: I want to take all of them.

Me: What?

SH: So I can give some of them away.

Me: No!

SH: What do you mean?

Me: No you cannot give my cookies away to protesters.

SH: Why not?

Me: Because I do not support your cause.

SH: But they're just cookies. And you don't want too many of them around the house anyhow.

Me: Fine. They're not even chocolate. Take them. I don't care.

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