SH: Hey! You didn't count out the toothpicks!
Me: So?
SH: There's going to be leftovers.
Me: So?
SH: Well I don't want to put them back in the box now [after you used a bacon-grease covered hand that had been wiped clean on not one but two towels before reaching into the box].
Me: You're paranoid.
SH: You're going to wash that dishtowel now, right?
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Are those tater tots? Wrapped in bacon? That looks MUCH better than a water chestnut!
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