Sunday, February 06, 2011

Marriage 301, Lecture 659: Pig in a poke


SH: Hey! You didn't count out the toothpicks!

Me: So?

SH: There's going to be leftovers.

Me: So?

SH: Well I don't want to put them back in the box now [after you used a bacon-grease covered hand that had been wiped clean on not one but two towels before reaching into the box].

Me: You're paranoid.

SH: You're going to wash that dishtowel now, right?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Are those tater tots? Wrapped in bacon? That looks MUCH better than a water chestnut!