Me: Shouldn't you be taking a shower [instead of re-arranging the cloth grocery bags in the car] so we can go [to the restaurant before we go to the 7:30 lecture about Milwaukee history]?
SH: Quit nagging me!
Me: I'm not nagging.
SH: Yes you are. I get tired of having to be someplace.
Me: OK. Whatever.
Later, at the restaurant.
Me [looking at the long line as SH parks the car]: Uh oh.
Random waiting guy: Yeah, it's a loooong wait!
Me: Well rats. [to SH] Not a chance. There is no way we can eat here and get to the lecture in time.
SH: What? But we're here early! What are all these people doing here on a Saturday?
Me: Yeah, what are the odds of people wanting to eat out on the weekend?
SH: What are they all doing there? It's early [6:20]!
Me: This is Wisconsin. People here get up early. This is not New York City.