Me: Quit! Quit nagging me about how I put things in the tupperware drawer!
SH: But you don't do it right.
Me: I don't do it your way.
SH: Why not?
Me: Because I don't care if it's all neat and tidy the way you like it.
SH: If you're not going to do it how I want, then you can't expect me to stop nagging.
Me: OK. Fine. You can nag. Count this as my little gift to you that you have something to complain about.