Friday, March 18, 2011

Marriage 301, Lecture 331: Stuff User

SH: Hey! You used my Polo deodorant!

Me: I know.

SH: Who said you could do that?

Me: I did.

SH: But it's mine.

Me: So? Besides, you never use it.

SH: You use my stuff all the time. I don't use yours.

Me: Go ahead. I don't mind.

SH: I don't want to use your stuff. Besides, I can't wear your sweatshirts [the way you could mine, except I am very very selfish about my Rice sweatshirt in not letting you wear it, even though we both went there].

Me: Wear it if you want.

SH: I can't. It's not that I may not. I can't fit!

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