Sunday, March 27, 2011

Marriage 301, Lecture 406: Water waster


SH: Hey! There's still soap on that bowl!

Me: So what?

SH: It's SOAP!

Me: And it's on the outside. It's only a little bit. It will slide off.

SH: No! [as he removes the bowl from the dishdrainer and uses half of Lake Michigan to rinse it]

Me: You know that I wash dishes when you're not supervising, right?

SH: Yes.

Me: So you've been eating soap for five years now. And it hasn't hurt you. Go away.

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