Sunday, March 13, 2011

Marriage 301, Lecture 563: Mr Romance

SH [after canceling our movie plans for the second night in a row because he is a Revolutionary now and The Revolution comes first, bless his heart]: So maybe - we could [wxyz]?

Me: I don't know. What are you going to do to make me happy?

SH: I put the penguin* away and I scooped the cat litter. So what else can I do?

Me: I just ate two of your Oreos. And I scraped the middle out.

SH: What? My Oreos?

Me: You asked what you could do to make me happy.

SH: You should have kept those weird Oreos you got at Target and just eaten those.

* At least it was deflated and sitting inside the living room. Some of our neighbors are still turning on their outdoor Christmas lights. People. It's Lent.


TosaGuy said...

Looks like you have an opportunity to teach him about a collective bargaining from a different perspective.

Class factotum said...

I already asked him if he'd heard of "Lysistrata."