Sunday, March 13, 2011
Marriage 301, Lecture 563: Mr Romance
SH [after canceling our movie plans for the second night in a row because he is a Revolutionary now and The Revolution comes first, bless his heart]: So maybe - we could [wxyz]?
Me: I don't know. What are you going to do to make me happy?
SH: I put the penguin* away and I scooped the cat litter. So what else can I do?
Me: I just ate two of your Oreos. And I scraped the middle out.
SH: What? My Oreos?
Me: You asked what you could do to make me happy.
SH: You should have kept those weird Oreos you got at Target and just eaten those.
* At least it was deflated and sitting inside the living room. Some of our neighbors are still turning on their outdoor Christmas lights. People. It's Lent.